Kang Kehed Kepingin Kawin

Kang Kehed Kepingin Kawin

Ketimbang kuliah kayak kakak-kakaknya, Kang Kehed kepingin kawin. Kang Kehed kemudian kabur ke Kota Kembang, keliling-keliling kota, kesasar kemana-mana, kayak koboi kampung, kepingin ketemu kembang-kembang Kota Kembang. Kasihannya, Kang Kehed kagak ketemu-temu keinginan kalbunya.

Keinginan kawin Kang Kehed kentara kuatnya. Kang Kehed kerap ketahuan kutil k*tang-kut*ng Kunti (kembang kinclong kinyis-kinyis kelahiran Kampung Kemiri), ketahuan kantongi k*ndom, kepergok keloni kambing-kambing Keluarga Kinoy. Kebiasaan Kang   kesebar kemana-mana. Kang Kehed kapok. "Kampret," keluh Kang Kehed,"Kalo kondisi kayak kini, ketimbang kasak kusuk kagak keliatan keberhasilannya, ku kan kembali ke kampung, ke kehidupan kesahajaanku. Ku kangen kepada keluargaku, kepada kicau kutilang, kepada kucing-kucing kecil kesayanganku, kepada kerbau-kerbau kelabu keturunan kerbau keraton, kepada kerlap-kerlip kunang-kunang kala kegelapan kembali, kepada Kali Krukut, kepada kudapan khas kampung (kelepon, ketimus, keripik ketela, kuaci)...kepada..kepada..kepada.."

Kembali ke kampung, Kang kehed keliling-keliling, ketemu kepala kampung, Kang Komboi. “Kirain kamu kembali ke kampung kalau kaya, Kehed,” kata Kang Komboi. “Kehidupan kota kejam, Kang. Kalau kagak kenal koneksi, keok kita,”kilah Kang Kehed. “Keliatannya kamu keok karena kurang kemauan, kemampuan, keteguhan,”kritik Kepala Kampung. Kang Kehed kelimpungan kena kick Kepala Kampung, kemudian kabur ke kedai kopi Kcubrats kepunyaan kakak kandungnya. “Kopi karamel kental, kucuri krim kocok,” kata Kang Kehed. Keharuman kopi kendalikan kekesalan Kang Kehed karena kritikan Kang Komboi.

Keesokannya, Kang Kehed kembali keliling-keliling. Kehed ketemu kawan-kawan ketika kecilnya. “Kehed, kamu kembali ke kampung kok kagak kabar-kabari?,” kata kawannya. “Kejutan, kawan. Kejutan,” kata Kang Kehed. Kemudian, kelima kawan-kawan karib Kehed kongkow-kongkow, ketawa-ketiwi, kemukakan kenangan-kenangan ketika kecil.

Kang Kehed kembali keluyuran keesokannya, kemudian ketemu Kimchi, kembang keren kayak kelompok kesenian Korea, kenyataannya Kimchi kelahiran Kroya. Kehed kagak kuasa keluarkan kata-kata, kelu karena kecantikan Kimchi. Ketemuan kedua, Kang Kehed kuatkan keberaniannya, kemudian kenalan kepada Kimchi. Kehed kegirangan kagak kekira karena keberhasilan kenalan ke Kimchi. Ketiga kalinya ketemuan, Kehed keluar kenakalannya, kedap kedip ke Kimchi kasih kode. “Kamu kelilipan, Kang?,” kata Kimchi.

Kamis Kliwon, ketemuan kesekian kalinya. Kang Kehed kagak kuasa kendalikan kegalauan kalbunya kemudian keluarkan kata-kata “Kakang kasmaran ke kamu, Kimchi. Kawini kakang.” Kimchi ketawa kecil,“Kutunggu-tunggu kalimatmu kakang.Kumau kau kawini." Kang Kehed kecup kening Kimchi. Ketagihan. "Kalau kiss-kiss ke kamu?,"kata Kehed. "Kiss-kiss kalau kita kawin,"kata Kimchi kalem.

Kamis Kliwon keesokannya, Kehed kawini Kimchi. Khalik karunia kisah kasih keduanya kebahagiaan.

-- Kaput/Kelar --

@created by MZ

Nov 2, 2013

Note:

Cerpen ini dibuat setelah menerima forward tulisan cerita yang diawali dengan huruf T (Tukang tempe tinju tukang tahu, terjerembab, dst).  Saya jadi teringat akan tulisan yang diawali huruf J (Juminten jual jamu dst). Merasa tertantang karena kedua cerita tsb tidak punya akhir yang jelas (hanya berupa fragment), maka saya buat cerpen tentang Kang Kehed ini.

Itinerary Hong Kong - Macau 2011

DAY 1 (FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 2011)

Book Blue Bird Taxi for 07.00 AM.

Flight Jakarta – Singapore

Time : 11.15 – 14.10

Flight No : TR2275 Tiger Air

Conf. No : F2S6AT

Terminal : T2

DAY 2 (SATURDAY, MARCH 26, 2011)

Book taxi for 10.40 PM.

Flight Singapore – Hongkong

Time : 13.40 – 17.40

Flight No : TR2966 Tiger Air

Conf. No : I2TDBS

Terminal : Budget Terminal

Cosmic GuesthouseAddress:
Get Directions

Address : 12th Floor, Block F1 (Reception)

Mirador Mansion,

54-64 Nathan Road,

Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon, Hong Kong

Phone : (852) 2369-6669

MRT : Tsim Sha Tsui

How :

Take Airport Express train to Kowloon station and then get Airport Express Free Shuttle Bus number K3 alight at Holiday Inn Hotel in Tsim Sha Tsui. Mirador Mansion is just beside the hotel.

Ticket : Adult 90 HKD, Children 45 HKD

Take the entrance (there should be an Exchange Shop on the right side inside the entrance), you should see elevator on your right side. Take the elevator that is nearest to Nathan Road entry and the one that goes to even floor. Go to 12th floor. When you exit at the 12/F, you should see us on your right hand side.

DAY 3 (SUNDAY, MARCH 27, 2011)

Ngong Ping 360 Cable Car to Giant Budha

Direction : MTR Tung Chung Exit B, then take Ngong Ping Cable Car.

Schedule : Weekdays: 10:00am - 6:00pm

Weekends & Public Holidays: 9:00am - 6:30pm

Cable Car Fares	ROUND TRIP	SINGLE TRIP
Adult	HKD 107	HKD 74
Children	HKD 54	HKD 38

Citygate Oulets

Direction : MTR Tung Chung

Schedule : 10.00 to 22.00

Star Ferry Trip to Central

Address : Tsim Sha Tsui Ferry Terminal

MTR : Tsim Sha Tsui

Schedule : 0630 to 2330 hours, every 10 minutes

Ticket : Weekdays, Upper Deck: Adult 2.5 HKD; Children 1.5 HKD

Holidays, Upper Deck: Adult 3 HKD; Children 1.8 HKD

HK Tram Ding-Ding

Schedule : 06.00 – 24.00 (Recommend: between 09:30 and 12:00, 14:30 and 17:00, and after 19:00)

Route : Central Eastward to Wanchai

Symphony of Light

Direction : MTR Tsim Sha Tsui

Schedule : 20.00 PM

Ticket : free

DAY 4 (MONDAY, MARCH 28, 2011)

Disney HK

Direction : Take MTR Tung Chung (Orange) to Sunny Bay station.

Transfer to Disney train in Sunny Bay.

If using Tsuen Wan line (Red), transfer @ Lai King

Schedule : 10:00am - 7:00pm

Ticket : Adult 350 HKD, Children 250 HKD

Mickey’s PhilharMagic, Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters, Space Mountain, Jungle River Cruise

DAY 5 (TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2011)

Macau via China Ferry Terminal

Adress : China Ferry Terminal

Direction : MTR Kowloon

Schedule : 07.00 – 23.00 every 30 mins

Last trip from Macau: 22.30 PM

FirstFerry Ticket Fares	WEEKDAYS	HOLIDAYS
Tsim Sha Tsui to Macau (Day Sailing)	HKD 133	HKD 148
Macau to Tsim Sha Tsui (Night after 18.00)	HKD 175	HKD 175

Cotai Jet Ticket Fares	WEEKDAYS	HOLIDAYS
TST to Taipa Terminal (Day Sailing)	HKD 134	HKD 146
Taipa Terminal to TST (Night / after 18.00)	HKD 168	HKD 168

Depart: 0800, 1000, 1200 to Macau

Return: 0930, 1400, 1730 to TST

Take free shuttle bus to Hotel Lisboa and walk to Senado Square and Ruin of St. Paul. Back to ferry and take shuttle bus to Venetian Macau and City of Dreams.

DAY 6 (WED, MARCH 30, 2011)

Ocean Park

Direction : Go to MTR Admiralty. Once there, find the bus station located at Exit B and get on to Citybus Route 629.

Schedule : 10.00 am – 1800 pm

Ticket : Adult HK$250. Child (3-11) HK$125

DAY 7 (THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 2011)

Avenue of Stars

Direction : MTR Tsim Sha Tsui

Schedule : 24 hours

Ticket : free

Victoria Peak – Peak Tram

Address : Mount Austin Rd

MTR : N/A

How :

· Get off the Star Ferry in Central and out of the pier to the road. Walk to your right along the road.

· Take a Bus Number 15C, often open-top, from outside Star Ferry pier in Central on HK Island

· Get roundtrip ticket that include Madame Tussaud in Peak Tram station

Madame Tussaud

Address : Victoria Peak

MTR : N/A

Open : 10.00 – 22.00

Ticket : (Incld Peak Tram): Adult 180HKD, Children 90 HKD

17.00 – 18.30 To Airport

Direction : Take Bus No A21

Bus Stop : 83 Nathan Road before Haiphong Road

Address : opposite TST Station (Exit D1), outside TSTMansion

Schedule : Mo - Fri 0530 to 2400 hours, every 15 minutes

Ticket : Adult: 33 HKD; Children: 16.5 HKD

Flight Hongkong – Singapore

Time : 20.35 – 00.35

Flight No : TR2965 Tiger Air

Conf. No : I2TDBS

Terminal : T2

DAY 8 (FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2011)

Book taxi for 05.30 AM.

Flight Singapore - Jakarta

Time : 08.10 – 08.55

Flight No : TR2274 Tiger Air

Conf. No : F2S6AT

Terminal : Budget Terminal

OPTIONAL ATTRACTIONS

Stanley Market

MTR : Hong Kong Station

Direction : Stanley Market Road, Stanley, Hong Kong Island (MTR Hong Kong Station Exit D and take bus 6, 6A, 6X, 66 or 260 from Exchange Square Bus terminus, Central)
Schedule : 10:30 – 18:30

Ladies Market

MTR : Mongkok

Schedule : 12.00 – 23.30

Direction : take MTR Mong Kok Station Exit E2, then walk along Nelson Street for two blocks.

Repulse Bay

MTR : N/A

Schedule : 24 hours

Direction : Bus 6, 6A, 6X, 66 or 260 from Exchange Square Bus Terminus (MTR Hong Kong Station Exit D) and alight at Repulse Bay.

Noah’s Ark

Address : Park Island

MTR : N/A

Schedule : 10.00 – 18.00

Direction : Take ferry to Park Island at Central Pier 2 (MTR Hong Kong Station Exit E1 and walk through the ifc mall to Central Pier 2)

Singapore - KL Trip

Itinerary ini dibuat waktu mau jalan2 ke Singapore dan lanjut ke KL bulan Juli 2010. Gak semuanya berhasil dijalanin, entah karena gak sempat atau udah kecapekan. Tapi 80% lebih udah sesuai dengan timetable yang dibuat. Yang mau nyontek, silakan....

DAY 0 (FRIDAY, JULY 2, 2010)
Book Blue Bird Taxi for 05.15 hrs.

DAY 1 (SATURDAY, JULY 3, 2010)
05.15 – 11.10 Flight to Singapore

Footprints Hostels
Coordinate: N 01 18' 11.9", E 103 51' 08.8"
Website: http://www.footprintshostel.com.sg/
Address: 25A Perak Road (Grid 6E on map)
Nearest MRT: Little India
Take Taxi to Footprints Hostels,
Fare 20 SGD including airport surcharge

Singapore River
MRT: Clarke Quay
Take a walk to Raffles Monument, crossing bridge near Fullerton Hotel, and go to Merlion Park.

Merlion Park
@ Fullerton Road, near Spore Cricket Club

Esplanade
MRT North East Line, transfer at Dhoby Gaut, take North South Line to City Hall.

Suntec City
Fountain of Wealth laser show: 20.00, 20.30 and 21.00 hrs

DAY 2 (SUNDAY, JULY 4, 2010)

Science Centre
Address: 15 Science Centre Road
MRT: Jurong East
Open: 1000 hrs – 1800 hrs (Tue – Sun)
Ticket: Adult 9 SGD, Children 5 SGD

Orchard
Address: Orchard Road
MRT: Orchard, Somerset, or Dhoby Ghaut

Vivo City
MRT: Harbour Front

National Museum of Singapore
Address: 26 Seah Street
MRT: City Hall
Open: 1800 hrs – 2000 hrs
Ticket: free

DAY 3 (JULY 5, 2010)

Sentosa
Take MRT North East Line (Blue Line) from Little India to Harbour Front
Go to Vivo City Level 3 and take Sentosa Express LRT. Tickets 3 SGD, include admission to Sentosa

Universal Studio
Address: @ Sentosa
MRT: Harbour Front
Open: 0900 hrs – 1900 hrs
Ticket: Adult 66 SGD, Children 48 SGD

Merlion @ Sentosa
Open: 1000 hrs – 2000 hrs
Ticket: Adult 8 SGD, Children 5 SGD

Songs of the Sea
Open: 1940 hrs and 2040 hrs
Ticket: Adult & Children 10 SGD

Sentosa Luge
Open: 1000 hrs – 2130 hrs
Ticket: 28 SGD (four ride family pass)

Segway
Open: 1000 hrs – 2130 hrs
Ticket: Adult 12 SGD

DAY 4 (JULY 6, 2010)

Mint Museum of Toys
Address: 26 Seah Street
MRT: City Hall
Open: 0930 hrs – 1830 hrs
Ticket: 24 SGD (four person family pass)

How Par Villa
Address: 262 Pasir Panjang ROad
MRT: Harbour Front, take bus No. 10, 30, 51, 143
Open: 0900 hrs – 1900 hrs
Ticket: free

Networking
Address: Simei Apartment
MRT: Simei

Bugis
Address: Simei Apartment
MRT: Bugis

DAY 5 (WED, JUL 7, 2010)
0800 – 1210 hrs Flight Spore - KL
1300 – 1400 hrs To Hotel

LCCT – KL Sentral
By Bus:
Go to SkyBus ticket booths at LCCT, or at the SkyBus platform at LCCT.
Tickets included in flight ticket price.
Bus departs every 30 mins from LCCT, starting from 0700 hrs.

KL Sentral – Tune Hotel
Use Taxi. Fare is around 15
Hotel: Tune Hotels
Address: 316 Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman, 50100 Kuala Lumpur
Nearest MRT: Medan Tuanku Monorail

1500 – 2100 hrs Batu Caves n Bukit Bintang

Batu Caves
Direction:
By bus: bus 11 and 11D from Central Market, alight at the Hindu Temple.
Bangkok Bank di Jalan Tun H.S.Lee di tengah-tengah pusat kota KL
By train: use KTM Commuter to Sentul Station

Bukit Bintang
Direction: take Putra LRT to Bukit Bintang

DAY 6 (THURSDAY, JUL 8, 2010)

07.30 – 2100 hrs Petronas and City Tour

Petronas & KLCC
Direction: take Putra LRT to KLCC.
Visiting hours are from 9 am to 7 pm daily except Mondays.
Visit Days: Tuesday to Sunday (closed on Monday)
Visit Hours: From 9 am to 7 pm (closed for Friday Prayer from 1pm to 2:30pm)
Issuance of Tickets: from 8:30 am daily except Monday

Sultan Abdul Samad Building
Address: Jl. Raja Laut
Direction: take LRT to Mesjid Jamek or Bandaraya RapidKL

Jalan Petaling
Direction: take Putra LRT to Maharajalela
Open: 1900 hrs – 2400 hrs

Central Market
Direction: take Putra LRT to Pasar Seni
Open: 1000 hrs – 2200 hrs

DAY 7 (FRIDAY, JUL 9, 2010)

07.30 – 2100 hrs Genting Highland

Genting Highland

KL – Genting

Take Genting Express Bus Service, from Puduraya Bus Terminal or KL Sentral Station

Genting Express Bus Fares (Incl Cable Car)	ADULT TICKET	CHILD TICKET
Puduraya to Genting Highlands Resort	RM8.50	RM6.80
KL Sentral to Genting Highlands Resort	RM8.30	RM6.70

Pudu Raya (@ Plaza Rakyat – Ampang Line)
Counter No.43, Ground Floor, Terminal Puduraya
Depart: 07.30, 08.30, 09.30

KL Sentral
Counter: lower ground floor, below escalator
Depart: 08.00, 09.00, 10.00

Genting – KL or Ikea

Genting Express Bus Fares (Bus only)	ADULT TICKET	CHILD TICKET
Skyway B4 (Sri Layang)* to Puduraya	RM3.50	RM1.80
Skyway B4 (Sri Layang)* to KL Sentral	RM3.70	RM1.70
Skyway B4 (Sri Layang)* to One Utama (Ikea)	RM3.50	RM1.80

Lower Genting Skyway Station at Basement Level 4(B4) operates hours from 8.45am to 8.30pm daily for express bus tickets to any of the Go Genting Express bus station.


Chin Swee Temple

From Genting Highland take Awana Skyway to Chin Swee Station. Ticket RM 3.00


DAY 8 (SATURDAY, JUL 10, 2010)

11.00 – 15.55 hrs Flight KL - Jakarta

GOING HOME

KL Downtown – LCCT
By KLIA Transit:
Train schedule: start from 0725 hrs until 0035 hrs, every 30 mins. Arrive at LCCT in 52 mins.
Buy ticket at KLIA Transit counter at KL Sentral. Fare RM 12.5 adult, RM 6 Children.
Tickets sold from 0500 hrs to 0100hrs
Train schedule: start from 0533 hrs until 0033 hrs, every 30 mins

Best Friend

Di film Valentine’s Day (Warner Bros, 2010), si tokoh utama yang baru aja gagal bertunangan bertanya ke rekan sekerjanya.

“Hey, tell me something. How'd you and your wife get it so right?”
(Gimana sih caranya kamu dan istrimu bisa klop banget?)

“That`s easy. I married my best friend,” jawab si teman.
(Mudah saja. Itu karena aku menikahi teman baikku.)

Best friend. Itu keyword-nya.

Menurut ezine (http://ezinearticles.com/), setiap ahli/konsultan perkawinan, pasti memiliki daftar kriteria apa saja yang membentuk pernikahan yang sehat. Masing-masing biasanya memiliki kriteria yang berbeda. Namun, ada satu yang selalu muncul di daftar tersebut di setiap nasihat, artikel, dan kolom tentang pernikahan: true friendship. Cinta, sex, dll, tentu saja penting, tapi true friendship-lah yang dapat mengikat erat suatu pernikahan dan menjaganya bagai karang yang tahan ditempa gelombang cobaan.

Ada yang bilang “Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.” Ketika seseorang tahu luar dalam tentang pasangannya: hal yang disukai/tidak disukai, harapan, cita-cita, kebiasaan, dll, itu artinya ia memang sobat karib sang pasangan. Dan itu lah yang aku rasakan dari istriku.

Dia tahu diriku luar dalam.
Dia mendengar apa yang terucap dan yang tak terucapkan,
seolah-olah bisa membaca pikiranku.
Dengannya, aku bisa berbagi perasaan gembira, sedih, atau marah.
Bersamanya aku bisa menjadi diriku sesungguhnya.
Tak perlu takut terlihat tidak mampu kalau memang tidak mampu.

Dirinya lah yang menyembuhkan perasaan terluka.
Yang tahu semua kelemahanku, tapi menunjukkan kekuatanku.
Merasakan ketakutanku, tapi menguatkan keyakinanku.
Mengenali ketidaberdayaanku, tapi mendorong kemampuanku.
She brings out the best in me!

Untuk istriku, Sisi, you are my best friend!

"You're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you

You're the first one
when things turn out bad
In rain or shine
you've stood by me girl
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend."

(taken from You’re My Best Friend, Queen, 1975).

Honey, I AM happy at home…
Happy 11th Anniversary

(c) created by MZ